Mr. Auditor…My dog ate my taxes

Well, what do you know…..The title pretty much says it all. Bailey our super freak yellow lab is a real character. He has eaten so many things I have lost count. He really loves to eat — no matter what it is. The other day, he broke into our ghetto filing system and ate my taxes. Fortunately, it was for a prior year (like 2005), but it is still funny. I just hope we don’t get audited for some reason.

Here’s the list of stuff consumed by Bailey:

  • One credit card (that was fun to explain at the bank)
  • A whole cooked chicken
  • Half a bag of dog food at one time
  • Leather gloves
  • Two bibles (can you say holy crap!)
  • Numerous other books
  • All the veggies from our garden for one whole year
  • I could go on……

What random things has your dog eaten?

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