Well, what do you know…..The title pretty much says it all. Bailey our super freak yellow lab is a real character. He has eaten so many things I have lost count. He really loves to eat — no matter what it is. The other day, he broke into our ghetto filing system and ate my taxes. Fortunately, it was for a prior year (like 2005), but it is still funny. I just hope we don’t get audited for some reason.
Here’s the list of stuff consumed by Bailey:
- One credit card (that was fun to explain at the bank)
- A whole cooked chicken
- Half a bag of dog food at one time
- Leather gloves
- Two bibles (can you say holy crap!)
- Numerous other books
- All the veggies from our garden for one whole year
- I could go on……
What random things has your dog eaten?
Tags: bad dog, humor
Today was a relaxing day….filling out report cards. I spent a couple hours sitting in bed with the usual suspects around me. Bailey, the yellow lab, was laying right next to me. Brandon, the chocolate lab, was trying to get me to throw his ball. Ben, the mini lop bunny, was hopping around.
I was snacking on a bag of chex mix when Ben decided to try dig his way through the floor. I went to see what he was up to and make sure he wasn’t doing anything drastic. While verifying that Ben was under control I hear a rustle. I look over and Bailey has his head inside my snack bag eating my chex mix. I yell at Bailey, thinking everything was under control and notice a long string of yarn through the room and halfway down the stairs. Brandon decided to step on the yarn and cause it to stick to his feet. In his normal style he was running around hoping someone would toss a toy for him to chase.
It all happened so fast…and it was all pretty funny. You never know what will be next with a house full of pets.
Tags: bad dog, funny stories
