Well, what do you know…..The title pretty much says it all. Bailey our super freak yellow lab is a real character. He has eaten so many things I have lost count. He really loves to eat — no matter what it is. The other day, he broke into our ghetto filing system and ate my taxes. Fortunately, it was for a prior year (like 2005), but it is still funny. I just hope we don’t get audited for some reason.

Here’s the list of stuff consumed by Bailey:

• One credit card (that was fun to explain at the bank)
• A whole cooked chicken
• Half a bag of dog food at one time
• Leather gloves
• Two bibles (can you say holy crap!)
• Numerous other books
• All the veggies from our garden for one whole year
• I could go on……

What random things has your dog eaten?

This girl walks into the pet shop…..as opposed to a bar. Anyway, I was at the pet shop the other day I noticed I put my foot in my mouth. I just wanted to warn all your rabbit lovers out there to watch what you say. I was in the pet shop to order my crickets for my geckos and made my usual trip to check out the bunnies. I told the lady, I would like 50 crickets and I want to see your buns. How silly does that sound. If you are rabbit owner it might be a normal phrase from your lips..but I am here to warn you. You are not at a pet shop to see the ladies buns. Use the word rabbit and save yourself a TON of embarrassment.